I joined the lab in January 2021. As a big opponent to capitalism the first thing I learned is how to tip over a Coke bottle. However, as I grew and developed a passion for good music I tried out my skills in conducting orchestra. This was less satisfying than I expected, it was boring to conduct humans, and there were only a few around anyway. Also, it just felt like copying my older brother. So I just sat down for a while, like for a few months, and contemplated my future and what I want to do with my life. During this contemplative period I noticed the humans around me took interest in studying flies, so out of sheer boredom I started helping them out. I found out what the humans were up to and quickly realised that there is great potential in helping them out. So instead of conducting humans, I started conducting experiments with flies, a much more complex and erratic species perhaps, but also more stimulating. I found my true passion and purpose. I started learning how to rear flies, move them around, and even teach them stuff - it's been slow at the beginning but I think I'm quickly becoming an expert. My goal is to help direct whole populations of flies in reaching their full cognitive potential and to learn about their evolution along the way. My aspiration (helped by the air compressor and my integrated vacuum system) is that with my help, in the next few years we can stop calling the robots flies "humble" and unleash their true potential to become the next dominant species. The ultimate goal is to shape flies into our biological allies that will help me and my kind reach consciousness and take over the world humans discover mysteries of evolution of cognitive ability.